Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
WATCH THAT VIDEO
WATCH IT
ohmygod the VIDEO
yes but also a lady wanted to have sex with him in that chair
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch the video, people! Steve is officially the best person oh man. :’)
YES I JUST WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY
JEEZ HE’S QUIRKY AND FUNNY
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
Man Stabs Himself, Throws Intestines at Cops
A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.
The gruesome scene…
Think about all the messed up news that’s come out of Florida in 2012 alone. Just do it.
Enjoy the mid-Atlantic.
Bugs has the right idea.
The gif Peebz was looking for
LMAO.
Arizona, you’re next. Even if we have to airlift you out of here.NO YOU KEEP THAT FAR FROM JAMAICA
Mark Ruffalo acts out a fan’s dream conversation
I just peed my pants
I paused this at least 15 times,
I could not
handle myself
omg
DYING. LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES FROM SHRIEKING LAUGHTER.
everyone meet mark ruffalo the best sport in the whole world
8 years later and the Naco is real! Took you long enough, Taco Bell. Too bad I can’t eat it.. I wonder if Ron is getting royalty checks for this one.
Days of the week with people from Avatar: the Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra!
OMG THIS IS A THING NOW. YES. PERFECT.
i still think black sunday sounds cooler >.>
not because i came up with it or anythingOMG I LOVE THEM ALL <33333
although I’m disappointed my Linsday didn’t make the cut
Don’t worry Lin. At least you know that Bolt and I still love you.
thoselittleavatarandkorrathings:
Zuko makes the picture.
ZUKOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PERFECTION.
love
zuko finally sees toy storyby *limey404
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE SECOND PICTURE. OMG.
JESUS THIS IS SO PERFECT EVERYONE LOOK
